Ladies and gentlemen and other people not defined by gender...
The End Of The World...
Is approaching!
As I write this, the time is a quarter to midnight on the 20th of December 2012...
We here in Australia have 15 minutes left until the zombie apocalypse begins!
The New Zealanders, I presume, are already half dead with a few survivors fighting for their lives.
Australia, are we ready?
Grab ye guns and grab ye, uh, other weapons. Because the apocalypse is here. No sleep for us. With 5 minutes until the end of the world and the beginning of the zombie apocalypse...
Oh wait.
There AREN'T any zombies coming?
The apocalypse really ISN'T real?
It's NOT the end of the world?
Well then.
That's f*cking boring, that is...
Yah.
